What's the deal with money?

Pennies cost more than a cent to make! That's funny material I think. Also, why are nickels and pennies bigger than dimes? Who thought that up? I put an American penny in the middle of my rolls of pennies to give the banker a tip. That's less funny. Keith, I'm looking to you for help on this one. You're letting this blog slide. Make these jokes hilarious please.

It's called sarcasm people.

Some people at work were talking about the Avatar movie, and I, sarcastically said "what's Avatar?" They just looked at me like I was stupid. I guess the joke went over their heads.

I just remembered another one...

I opened the door in my car and it said "Your door is ajar."

Haha! Not it's not, it's a door!