Wowsers!

Heard a great gem from a really funny lady at work: instead of saying Winnipeg, she called it Winterpeg! (I hear it's "cold" there) I'll invite her to the blog. Still waiting for you input, readers!

Jokes me and Keith were making. With notes.

First we started on "Yo Momma" jokes. Here's a few:


Yo momma's so fat that she snores when she's awake even with Breathe-Right strips. (ready)


Yo momma's so stinky that when she walks to the dump the garbage runs away. (ready)


Yo momma's so dumb she lost her legs... and she puts her prosthetics on the wrong legs (i.e right leg on left stump. Needs work)


Yo momma's so fat and white and old (white hair) that if you put a snowball or a scoop of vanilla ice cream on her head she looks like a snowman. (could be improved. should the snowball have a carrot in it? how can this be more logical?)


Yo momma's so ugly she slapped herself when she looked in a mirror because she thought she was spanking a butt. (i.e her face looks like a butt. works?)

Please use this to get your own jokes started. Send them in!

Hello readers. My name i

Hello readers.


My name is Craig Storm.


My nephew Keith is helping me publish a blog on comedy. Perhaps we will become the next great comedy duo.


In this first post, he is teaching me the ropes of blog writing.


I think I've got it.


Please send in comedy ideas so we can riff together on them and come up with great comedy together.

Thanks!

Craig Storm (Administrator)