Help Keith Out

"Probably out of boredom, sometimes I click my way from work to my house in google street view. Usually, I go straight home, so I can see the regulars that I see every day on the roads with me. Sometimes I'll explore a side road, or zoom in on a park or apartment building.

Once I took a rather out-of-the-way detour and ended up in a bad part of Forest Lawn. It was unsettling, because it was deafeningly silent. I clicked around, trying to find a way out, but just got in deeper. I noticed a group of youths on the corner. I figured they were up to no good, because their faces were all blurred, like the people in the show "Cops.""

This is the kind of crap that Keith's been writing lately. I think I'm going to have to let him know it isn't funny and go it alone. Where's the gag, Keith?

What's the deal with money?

Pennies cost more than a cent to make! That's funny material I think. Also, why are nickels and pennies bigger than dimes? Who thought that up? I put an American penny in the middle of my rolls of pennies to give the banker a tip. That's less funny. Keith, I'm looking to you for help on this one. You're letting this blog slide. Make these jokes hilarious please.

It's called sarcasm people.

Some people at work were talking about the Avatar movie, and I, sarcastically said "what's Avatar?" They just looked at me like I was stupid. I guess the joke went over their heads.

I just remembered another one...

I opened the door in my car and it said "Your door is ajar."

Haha! Not it's not, it's a door!

Wowsers!

Heard a great gem from a really funny lady at work: instead of saying Winnipeg, she called it Winterpeg! (I hear it's "cold" there) I'll invite her to the blog. Still waiting for you input, readers!

Jokes me and Keith were making. With notes.

First we started on "Yo Momma" jokes. Here's a few:


Yo momma's so fat that she snores when she's awake even with Breathe-Right strips. (ready)


Yo momma's so stinky that when she walks to the dump the garbage runs away. (ready)


Yo momma's so dumb she lost her legs... and she puts her prosthetics on the wrong legs (i.e right leg on left stump. Needs work)


Yo momma's so fat and white and old (white hair) that if you put a snowball or a scoop of vanilla ice cream on her head she looks like a snowman. (could be improved. should the snowball have a carrot in it? how can this be more logical?)


Yo momma's so ugly she slapped herself when she looked in a mirror because she thought she was spanking a butt. (i.e her face looks like a butt. works?)

Please use this to get your own jokes started. Send them in!

Hello readers. My name i

Hello readers.


My name is Craig Storm.


My nephew Keith is helping me publish a blog on comedy. Perhaps we will become the next great comedy duo.


In this first post, he is teaching me the ropes of blog writing.


I think I've got it.


Please send in comedy ideas so we can riff together on them and come up with great comedy together.

Thanks!

Craig Storm (Administrator)